High School Perfection

High School Musical 2 was one of the most watched shows in cable TV history. WHAT?! I, since the first moment hated that movie. I hated it because my five year old niece, who is still not capable to say a well-structured and coherent sentence couldn't stop saying "High School Musical 2 premieres this Friday at 8 in Disney Channel!", yeah i know... too much TV for her.

So then of course I didn't watch it on Friday (I have a life..) but I did get to watch it yesterday night.. And oh my god was it a riot. This la-la land, where everybody is happy and cute and they tend to explode in complete choreographed musical numbers in the middle of a kitchen is not for me. Yes, maybe I'm a bitter 18-year-old, but here is what I just couldn't handle of it.

1.Zac Efron: Is he a girl?? He looks like it! I mean the guy has the most perfect face structure, and the flowy hair and the expressions. I'm annoyed by him. I mean, he is everywhere. In the cover of Rolling Stone, in every single talk show out there, and I think he is dating that Gabriella girl... oh she looks like a furby too... (Remember Furbies?)

2. That one guy, Sharpay's brother... He wears all pink, all day and loves musical theater... and supposedly he is straight... Riiiight!!

3. Cheese Factor: Oh my god that was the cheesiest movie ever! I seriously wanted to scream at the screen after like the 5th. time Troy and Gabriella wanted to kiss but were interrupted by someone or something.. they finally kissed at the end, and they had fireworks.... exactly.

4. Hannah Montana Cameo: If I hate something more than the HSM2 kids is that Hannah Montana kid! Oh gosh she is so cute... too cute for me to bear it.. And she is for like 5 seconds at the end of the movie.

Oh well.. call me a bitter bastard with no heart but I don't like that movie. I don't know If you realized that before. And I guess this is not going to finish anytime soon. Disney Channel is cashing in with those kids and I guess we can expect to see "College Musical", "Marriage Musical", and the way Hollywood is going lately, "Rehab Musical 2"